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A not-so-secret research cacheWednesday, January 28, 2004
Nice & sometimes naughty college girl (theatre major) who is looking to make a few extra bucks and have some fun doing so.
I'm always interested in meeting new guys (or gals). Let me be your imaginary girlfriend. Win this and I'm yours! Remember when love was new? All those warm feelings? Get those again with me! You will receive:
A photo of myself
A hand-written love letter written personally to you about how happy I am to have you in my life
Unlimited Emails
A personal item, of your choice, from my bureau
4 Weeks Of Unbridled Romance
A Huge Self-Esteem Boost
I'll make sure that you are reminded of me always. Email me today if you have any other requirements.
Just need a nice (or naughty) girl to talk to? Need a girl's opinion? Want proof that your mojo is running at top speed? Want to live vicariously? Secret Affair? You tell me and I'll do everything this girl can do to keep you satisfied.
Good Luck!
FYI...My girlfriend's been trying to get me back, so there's a strong chance that we may try to work things out and get back together when we're through. But who knows what tomorrow will bring. Don't make me wait...similar auctions have been de-listed before closing!
On Jan-27-04 at 16:52:02 PST, seller added the following information:
THIS AUCTION IS NOT FOR MY PANTIES!! IT IS FOR THE SERVICES OF "IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND" ONLY!
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